![]() This tongue-punch is so pervasive that if I ate this stuff blind, I would just guess it’s a churro ice cream, some autumnal mixed treat, or perhaps the friendly frigid ghost of cinnamon challenges past. ![]() Whereas CTC the cereal retains only the faintest suggestion of genuine cinnamon beneath its twenty-thousand leagues of C 12H 22O 11, its icily creamed equivalent has a palpable kick of woodsy auburn spice. But what I got was a much more evocative affair. I expected the Cinnamon Toast Crunch ice cream to be the most straightforward and simplistic in its cinnamon-sugar delights. This pair of pints is a study in subverted expectations. I know, in reality, that it was a matter of cost, but hey: let me have this fantasy as I go scoop deep into churned versions of General Mills’ two most spun-off cereals.Ĭinnamon Toast Crunch Light Ice Cream Review ![]() I like to think that Edy’s/Dreyer’s made this pair of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Lucky Charms ice creams light solely so I, their favorite cereal reviewer, could safely discuss them. But I’m also a grown baby with sensitive teeth and a mild lactose problem, so something soft and tolerably intolerable is a lot more appealing than a brick of pasteurized pain in my gut. Yes, I know it has a lot less authentic milk fat, and I know there’s a certain broad threshold between light ice cream and ‘frozen desserts’ that further muddles the clarity of creamishness involved. I’m putting on my waffle cone chainmail and wielding a shield forged from molten maraschino cherries, because what I’m about to say will no-doubt spark a meltdown in the frozen brains of whole-blooded ice cream diehards everywhere:
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